Saturday, 15 June 2019 / Daily SMS Collection: Best Whatsapp Status Quotes of 2019, latest status, status
Top 20 Comedy Status in English 2019
Top 20 Comedy Status in English 2019
1. Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated but there's no cure for stupid.
2. Speaking for the introverts, he said, “When you grow up introverted, your idea of enjoying is different. If you tell me, bro, enjoy yourself. I will go to sleep for three days.”
3. Putting us back in our places, reminded us, “You can’t be impatient with your parents. They are like, ‘we used to clean your potty, remember that?'”
4. When Tanmay deciphered Daler Mehendi songs for us saying, “Table Tennis athlete from China is called Ding Ning. If you say her name eight times, somewhere Daler Mehendi starts to sing Rang De Basanti.” Oh, well!
5. An initiative to remind us how old we are by Varun Grover. When he decided to tell us how some things have lost their sheen by saying, “Kiran Bedi, Manmohan Singh, Derek O’Brien, and Floppy Disk. Things that were awesome in the 90s but are horribly depressing now.”
6. Aditi Mittal told us about how our society thinks about an independent girl when she ripped an uncle who told her, “Beta lovely comedy but do your parents know that you are saying all these things on stage?”
7. In a man’s world, showing everyone the mirror of sarcasm, Punya said, “What would you do if you woke up as a man one day? I’ll be like woah, now I can do anything.”
8. Taking a humorous dig at IIPM founder, Sorabh Pant said, “Just saw Arindam Chaudhari. Told him, ‘I recognize you.’ He burst out crying, ‘I wish you were University Grants Commission.'”
9. When Tanmany spoke against bullying. Said, “I have always been overweight, and a huge part of my childhood revolved around trying to be funny as a defense mechanism.
10. Bringing us back to reality said,” People say reality is stranger than fiction. I don’t agree. Mere ko ek bhi panda dikha de jo kung fu kar sakta hai.”
11. I should be given an award for keeping my mouth shut when there's so much that needs to be said!
12. I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills!
12. My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
13. My boss told me to have a good day... So I went home.
14. I want to share everything with you, girl: let's start with your bank account.
15. Hope for the best, expect the worst. Life is a play, we're unrehearsed.
16. Omg, I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left!
17. Her ex-boyfriend turned out to be gay. She found out the soft way.
18. I open the window for a second to let a fly out and 10 flies, 6 mosquitoes, 3 months, 2 mice and a Jehovah's witness get in.
19. How you look when you wake up and find out the charger wasn't in the wall.
20. My diet plan: make all of my friend's cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look!
Top 20 Comedy Status in English 2019
Top 20 Comedy Status in English 2019
2. Speaking for the introverts, he said, “When you grow up introverted, your idea of enjoying is different. If you tell me, bro, enjoy yourself. I will go to sleep for three days.”
3. Putting us back in our places, reminded us, “You can’t be impatient with your parents. They are like, ‘we used to clean your potty, remember that?'”
4. When Tanmay deciphered Daler Mehendi songs for us saying, “Table Tennis athlete from China is called Ding Ning. If you say her name eight times, somewhere Daler Mehendi starts to sing Rang De Basanti.” Oh, well!
5. An initiative to remind us how old we are by Varun Grover. When he decided to tell us how some things have lost their sheen by saying, “Kiran Bedi, Manmohan Singh, Derek O’Brien, and Floppy Disk. Things that were awesome in the 90s but are horribly depressing now.”
6. Aditi Mittal told us about how our society thinks about an independent girl when she ripped an uncle who told her, “Beta lovely comedy but do your parents know that you are saying all these things on stage?”
7. In a man’s world, showing everyone the mirror of sarcasm, Punya said, “What would you do if you woke up as a man one day? I’ll be like woah, now I can do anything.”
8. Taking a humorous dig at IIPM founder, Sorabh Pant said, “Just saw Arindam Chaudhari. Told him, ‘I recognize you.’ He burst out crying, ‘I wish you were University Grants Commission.'”
9. When Tanmany spoke against bullying. Said, “I have always been overweight, and a huge part of my childhood revolved around trying to be funny as a defense mechanism.
10. Bringing us back to reality said,” People say reality is stranger than fiction. I don’t agree. Mere ko ek bhi panda dikha de jo kung fu kar sakta hai.”
11. I should be given an award for keeping my mouth shut when there's so much that needs to be said!
12. I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills!
12. My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
13. My boss told me to have a good day... So I went home.
14. I want to share everything with you, girl: let's start with your bank account.
15. Hope for the best, expect the worst. Life is a play, we're unrehearsed.
16. Omg, I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left!
17. Her ex-boyfriend turned out to be gay. She found out the soft way.
18. I open the window for a second to let a fly out and 10 flies, 6 mosquitoes, 3 months, 2 mice and a Jehovah's witness get in.
19. How you look when you wake up and find out the charger wasn't in the wall.
20. My diet plan: make all of my friend's cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look!
Top 20 Comedy Status in English 2019
Top 20 Friend Status in English 2019
1. Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there.
2. Some people arrive and make such a beautiful impact on your life, you can barely remember what life was like without them.
3. Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
4. There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.
5. Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
6. It's not that diamonds are a girl's best friend, but it's your best friends who are your diamonds.
7. Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
8. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
9. True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.
10. Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
11. Many people will walk in an out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
12. What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
13. You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
14. Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
15. A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.
16. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
17. A good friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.
18. True friends aren't the ones who make your problems disappear. They are the ones who won't disappear when you're facing problems.
19. The greatest gift of life is friendship and I have received it.
20. There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little bigger and live just a little bit better.
Top 20 Friend Status in English 2019
Top 20 Friend Status in English 2019
2. Some people arrive and make such a beautiful impact on your life, you can barely remember what life was like without them.
3. Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
4. There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.
5. Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
6. It's not that diamonds are a girl's best friend, but it's your best friends who are your diamonds.
7. Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
8. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
9. True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.
10. Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
11. Many people will walk in an out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
12. What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
13. You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
14. Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
15. A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.
16. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
17. A good friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.
18. True friends aren't the ones who make your problems disappear. They are the ones who won't disappear when you're facing problems.
19. The greatest gift of life is friendship and I have received it.
20. There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little bigger and live just a little bit better.
Top 20 Friend Status in English 2019
Top 20 Feeling Status in English 2019
1. Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them.
2. Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want.
3. You can't stop the feelings you have for someone. You can't lie to yourself either. Your heart knows the truth all too well.
4. I really believe that you are the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
5.
The best feeling in the world is...
When you look at that special person.
And they are already smiling at you.
6. The worst feeling in the world is when you can't love anyone else because your heart still belongs to the one who broke it.
7. Don't feel guilty for doing what's best for you.
8. The worst feeling is not being lonely. It's when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you and you have to pretend you don't mind at all.
9. We hide to try our feelings, but we forget that our eyes speak.
10. You give me the kind of feelings people write novels about.
11. The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest.
12. That feeling when you don't even know wtf you are feeling...
13. You may not be pushing me away but you're not fighting to keep me either.
14. Always be true to your feelings because the more you feel the stronger it becomes.
15. I feel like I'm waiting for something that isn't going to happen.
16. That feeling when you're not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty.
17. The rain falls because the cloud can no longer handle the weight. The tears fall because the heart can no longer handle the pain.
18. Sometimes the best thing you can do is remain silent because no words can explain the battle that's going on in your brain and heart.
19. Emotionally: I'm done. Mentally: I'm drained. Spiritually: I feel dead. Physically: I smile.
20. If you don't want me, don't mess with my feelings.
Top 20 Feeling Status in English 2019
Top 20 Feeling Status in English 2019
2. Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want.
3. You can't stop the feelings you have for someone. You can't lie to yourself either. Your heart knows the truth all too well.
4. I really believe that you are the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
5.
The best feeling in the world is...
When you look at that special person.
And they are already smiling at you.
6. The worst feeling in the world is when you can't love anyone else because your heart still belongs to the one who broke it.
7. Don't feel guilty for doing what's best for you.
8. The worst feeling is not being lonely. It's when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you and you have to pretend you don't mind at all.
9. We hide to try our feelings, but we forget that our eyes speak.
10. You give me the kind of feelings people write novels about.
11. The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest.
12. That feeling when you don't even know wtf you are feeling...
13. You may not be pushing me away but you're not fighting to keep me either.
14. Always be true to your feelings because the more you feel the stronger it becomes.
15. I feel like I'm waiting for something that isn't going to happen.
16. That feeling when you're not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty.
17. The rain falls because the cloud can no longer handle the weight. The tears fall because the heart can no longer handle the pain.
18. Sometimes the best thing you can do is remain silent because no words can explain the battle that's going on in your brain and heart.
19. Emotionally: I'm done. Mentally: I'm drained. Spiritually: I feel dead. Physically: I smile.
20. If you don't want me, don't mess with my feelings.
Top 20 Feeling Status in English 2019
Top 20 Girls Status in English 2019
1. Be who you are and say how you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind.
2. No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful.
3. Stop trying to be less of who you are. Let this time in your life cut you open and drain you of all the things that are holding you back.
4. Beauty isn't about having a pretty face. It's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.
5. Real girls are never perfect and perfect girls are never real.
6. Happy girls are the prettiest.
7. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude!
8. I am a reserve for the one who deserves.
9. I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick.
10. Little girls with dreams become women with vision.
11. Fashion is what you but. Style is what you do with it.
12. What she tackles, she conquers.
13. Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.
14. A girl should be two things: Classy and Fabulous.
15. Sky about me, earth below me, the fire within me.
16. It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.
17. Be who you are not who the world wants you to be.
18. Real queens fix each other's crowns.
19. It always seems impossible until it's done.
20. People only get jealous when they care.
Top 20 Girls Status in English 2019
2. No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful.
3. Stop trying to be less of who you are. Let this time in your life cut you open and drain you of all the things that are holding you back.
4. Beauty isn't about having a pretty face. It's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul.
5. Real girls are never perfect and perfect girls are never real.
6. Happy girls are the prettiest.
7. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude!
8. I am a reserve for the one who deserves.
9. I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick.
10. Little girls with dreams become women with vision.
11. Fashion is what you but. Style is what you do with it.
12. What she tackles, she conquers.
13. Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.
14. A girl should be two things: Classy and Fabulous.
15. Sky about me, earth below me, the fire within me.
16. It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.
17. Be who you are not who the world wants you to be.
18. Real queens fix each other's crowns.
19. It always seems impossible until it's done.
20. People only get jealous when they care.
Top 20 Girls Status in English 2019
Top 20 Lovely Status in English 2019
1. You always gain by giving love.
2. Loving you was one of the best decisions of my life.
3. There is only one happiness in life to love and to be loved.
4. There are only two times that I want to be with you now and forever.
5. Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.
6. For every day, I miss you. For everyhow, I need you. For every minute, I feel you. For every second, I want you. Forever, I love you.
7. I love that you are my person and I am yours, that whatever door we come to, we will open it together.
8. My mind thinks of you the second before I fall asleep and as soon as I wake up each morning.
9. You are mine, and I know we look perfect together.
10. I was always you.
11. There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.
12. I am always going, to love you like I am going to lose.
13. If someone cares about you, you won't ever have to wonder how they feel, they'll constantly remind you.
14. You may be one person to the whole world, but to me, you are the whole world.
15. Never let the things you want, make you forget the things you have.
16. If you find someone you love if your life, then hangs on to that love.
17. You, my dear, make my heart smile.
18. Distance never separates two hearts that really care.
19. if there ever comes a day, when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
20. You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry someone you cannot live without.
Top 20 Lovely Status in English 2019
Top 20 Lovely Status in English 2019
2. Loving you was one of the best decisions of my life.
3. There is only one happiness in life to love and to be loved.
4. There are only two times that I want to be with you now and forever.
5. Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.
6. For every day, I miss you. For everyhow, I need you. For every minute, I feel you. For every second, I want you. Forever, I love you.
7. I love that you are my person and I am yours, that whatever door we come to, we will open it together.
8. My mind thinks of you the second before I fall asleep and as soon as I wake up each morning.
9. You are mine, and I know we look perfect together.
10. I was always you.
11. There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.
12. I am always going, to love you like I am going to lose.
13. If someone cares about you, you won't ever have to wonder how they feel, they'll constantly remind you.
14. You may be one person to the whole world, but to me, you are the whole world.
15. Never let the things you want, make you forget the things you have.
16. If you find someone you love if your life, then hangs on to that love.
17. You, my dear, make my heart smile.
18. Distance never separates two hearts that really care.
19. if there ever comes a day, when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
20. You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry someone you cannot live without.
Top 20 Lovely Status in English 2019
Top 20 New Status in English 2019
1. Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
2. Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.
3. Make mistakes because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You're doing things you've never done before, and more importantly, you're doing something.
4. Every next level of your life will demand a different version of you.
5. Oh my darling, it's true. Beautiful things have dents and scratch too.
6. Do not try to be the best. Just do your best.
7. Each new day has a different shape to it. You just roll with it.
8. Forget all the reasons why it won't work and believe the one reason why it will!
9. The things that excite you are not random. They are connected to your purpose.
10. Everything you've ever wanted is no the other side of fear.
11. Finding your passion isn't just about careers and money. It's about finding your authentic self. The one you've buried beneath other's needs.
12. Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
13. You can develop any habit or thought or behavior that you consider desirable or necessary.
14. Every moment is a fresh beginning.
15. I rebel, therefore I exist.
16. 6+3=9 but so does 5+4. The way you do things isn't always the only way to do them. Respect other people's way of thinking.
17. You don't know this new me: I put back my pieces, differently.
18. No matter how hard the past is, you can always begin again.
19. Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.
20. If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
Top 20 New Status in English 2019
Top 20 New Status in English 2019
2. Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.
3. Make mistakes because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You're doing things you've never done before, and more importantly, you're doing something.
4. Every next level of your life will demand a different version of you.
5. Oh my darling, it's true. Beautiful things have dents and scratch too.
6. Do not try to be the best. Just do your best.
7. Each new day has a different shape to it. You just roll with it.
8. Forget all the reasons why it won't work and believe the one reason why it will!
9. The things that excite you are not random. They are connected to your purpose.
10. Everything you've ever wanted is no the other side of fear.
11. Finding your passion isn't just about careers and money. It's about finding your authentic self. The one you've buried beneath other's needs.
12. Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
13. You can develop any habit or thought or behavior that you consider desirable or necessary.
14. Every moment is a fresh beginning.
15. I rebel, therefore I exist.
16. 6+3=9 but so does 5+4. The way you do things isn't always the only way to do them. Respect other people's way of thinking.
17. You don't know this new me: I put back my pieces, differently.
18. No matter how hard the past is, you can always begin again.
19. Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.
20. If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
Top 20 New Status in English 2019
Friday, 14 June 2019 / Daily SMS Collection: Best Whatsapp Status Quotes of 2019, latest status, status
Top 20 Friends Status in English 2019
Top 20 Friends Status in English 2019
1. Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
2. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
3. Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there.
4. Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
5. You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
6. One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.
7. A good friend knows all your best stories, but a best friend has lived them with you.
8. True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.
9. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
10. Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
11. True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
12. Never let your best friend get lonely... keep disturbing them.
13. A strong friendship doesn't need daily conversation or being together. As long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends never part.
14. A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths.
15. There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.
16. That's why friends do. If you fall, I'll pick you up... but only after I finish laughing.
17. A friend is someone who helps you up and if they can't they lay down beside you and listen. Winnie the Pooh.
18. True friends are never apart maybe in distance but never in heart.
19. Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They're the ones who deserve special places in your heart.
20. Be true to your work, your words, and your friend.
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Top 20 Friends Status in English 2019
1. Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
2. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
3. Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there.
4. Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
5. You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
6. One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.
7. A good friend knows all your best stories, but a best friend has lived them with you.
8. True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.
9. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
10. Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
11. True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
12. Never let your best friend get lonely... keep disturbing them.
13. A strong friendship doesn't need daily conversation or being together. As long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends never part.
14. A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths.
15. There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.
16. That's why friends do. If you fall, I'll pick you up... but only after I finish laughing.
17. A friend is someone who helps you up and if they can't they lay down beside you and listen. Winnie the Pooh.
18. True friends are never apart maybe in distance but never in heart.
19. Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They're the ones who deserve special places in your heart.
20. Be true to your work, your words, and your friend.
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